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wowwww im OBSESSED ✨
you just know a woman is deeply haunted when she can’t even masturbate like that’s real true genuine anguish and hurt
why can’t the best ads ever be reblogged 😢
Anonymous asked:
I kinda wanna, but I also dont wanna seem weird, and like, if he ignores it there too or is like lol no, hes then got access to my account too you see??
(Btw he advertises his insta account in the tinder profile so I'm guessing it's for people to follow him lol I didnt just find him out of the blue)
So now I'm like did I not recieve messages because my account doesnt work properly or did he just not want to talk anymore for some reason
So I am I bit like do I message?????? And take the C H A N C E
he’s literally a stranger, it doesn’t matter.
like if it were a friend or coworker or someone you knew, then you could’ve been like “oh shit what do i do, im gonna see this person and it might be awkward”. but with a stranger there’s literally no consequences. and if he ignores you or blocks you then whatever. in the grand scheme of things who cares.
Anonymous asked:
What are your thoughts please my dear
i feel like im cody ko and noel reacting to the video from girl defined where they’re like “omg we were OBSESSED with guys” and cody and noel are just like 😐
like girl it’s fineee, do whatever you want, you don’t even know this person yet. if he’s not into it it’s no big deal.
and im not the kind of person who’d tell you to “never chase after guys” or “never message a man first”. just go for it and if it doesn’t work out then whatever. just don’t obsess over it, you know.
Anonymous asked:
So my tinder got banned and idk why lol but I'm wondering if it's why I didnt get messages, cute guy advertised his insta, do i follow and message him and take a chance or just leave it be???
Cos initially hes must have liked someone about my profile you know???
Obvs I'd only send something like
Hey, we matched on tinder and I found out I cant recieve messages, just wondered if you wanted to chat or even just be friends? If not then obvs just ignore this and I'm very sorry to have bothered you 😊 x
yeah send it idk
06.05.23
two things:
story number 1:
so ive been living at my stepdad’s old place for a while now and all his stuff is here. one time i ran out of coffee and was too lazy to go to the grocery store. so i started looking around the house if there was any coffee left by any chance cos when i moved in he had like rice and pasta and things like that and he said i could eat it.
and i found this weird looking red packet of coffee
ive never seen this brand before but since im a cheap ass i just thought that maybe this is some fancy brand id never noticed before. and without giving it much thought i opened it and drank it. it wasn’t too bad, i quite liked it although it kinda taste like dust but i thought it was the chicory.
fast forward to yesterday, my stepdad was giving me a ride home and we were talking about coffee like what coffee based we like etc. and he said that the best coffee he’s ever had was when he went to america in the 80s and stayed with a host family in louisiana and they had this special coffee there he doesn’t remember the name of. he said that he brought back a bag as a souvenir and the packaging was red. and that’s when it hit me….
my stepdad was furious! ive never seen him so angry before! turned out this coffee i drank was one of his most prized posessions! so he started shouting and me. my mum was there too and now she is very angry at him for shouting at me. so my stepdad is mad at me for drinking his souvenir, my mum is angry at my stepdad for shouting at me and i feel really bad! no one is talking to each other, everyone is angry and the family is falling apart!!!
i emailed the coffee company too see if they have any old coffee left in stock so that i could make it up to my stepdad. but i don’t have hope, the damage has been done. so yeah. any ideas of how i could make it up to him????
story number 2:
my stemum called me a couple of times yesterday and i didn’t reply bc i can’t stand her, god forgive me :///
at around 11pm she called be again and i was like okay maybe it’s something urgent idk, she didn’t text me anything before so maybe it was sth serious. so i decided to reply. and big mistake!
she was drunk. i could literally hear her pouring herself one glass of wine after another. and she was blabbering such nonsense. it was unbearable. the reason she called me was ofc because she wanted something from me. she was looking to buy tickets from brussels to tivat for her friends and wanted me to see if the prices on the swiss version of the website were cheaper. which is a weird thing to ask in the first place plus like imagine negotiating with a drunk person. i was telling her that the tickets she’s looking for cost around 500 chf. and she was like “look at easy jet” and i was like “i am on the easy jet website” and then the next moment she’d ask me to go on the easy jet website again and id be like womannnn that’s the website ive been on this whole time ive told you a million times.
then she stated going on about how she’s angry with me bc she gave me this vip person’s number and i never contacted them. she never gave me this number! i scrolled up to see all of our messages from this year and she never sent me anyhting!
anyway, i was already regretting having picked up the phone. and then she started going on about my father and how his own family (sister+mum) betrayed him. and like. he’s the problem. he’s the reason no one in the family likes him. like you can blame it on exterior factors all you want but he’s the problem.
ive been getting a lot of bojack horseman clips in my recommended (should i rewatch it? 💀) and there’s one clip where todd is telling bojack that it’s not the alcohol, not the trauma, it’s YOU. and that’s literally how it is with my father. he (moreso his wife) loves to bring up how his family wronged him and cut him out of their lives. but why did they do it, huh? it’s YOU.
my dad’s wife just called me and i can hear how she’s pouring herself a glass of wine in the background. she’s pissed drunk, mumbling some nonsense goddd i hate her so much
but here’s the thing: what do you think he wants from me?
bc yeah, older man who buys you things does raise a lot of red flags in theory. it makes you imagine some creepy perv who wants to trick you into having sex with him.
but with lucien..? idk. i really can’t imagine him as someone who’s like interested in me in a machiavelic way. i talked about it with my mum and she loves gossip and she was like “omgg imagine if lucien got your bestie ice skates too just to distract from the fact that he’s in love with you! it’s all to cover his tracks!!!”. and i don’t buy it. like maybe im stupid but i really believe that lucien was being genuine when he said that he paid for skating camp to “support young people’s initiatives”. he always says things how they are and has no filter and he can’t read tone. which is why i can’t imagine him like plotting ahead to make me his lover or something.
plus he’s asexual and i really don’t know a lot about asexuality and asexual relationships to be able to judge what’s going on. he said that for him the most important thing in a relationship is to do fun activities together like go ice skating, go swimming, go on adventures together, etc. and now his wife is accusing me of having an affair with him. and what does having an affair even mean in an asexual way? being friends with him? having hobbies in common with him?
like even in an emotional sense, there’s nothing coming from his side. we don’t really talk whenever we do activities together. he often just talks about himself and the drugs he did back in the 90s and that one fetish party he went to back in november and we all laugh and that’s it. like it’s just neuteral conversation. there’s so much lore about his life it’s insane and me and my bestie love his monologues. but he never like confides his feelings to me or idk, there’s nothing that’s remotely romantic about his behaviour around me.
so honestly, i don’t see what he wants from me apart from being his friend and going skating/swimming/etc together. and im chill with that, being friends with him is a lot of fun! and if he’s in love with me, whatever that means in his sense, well that’s fine by me idk. he’s not pushy and doesn’t make me uncomfortable. and he really respects people’s boundaries (i think it’s bc he’s into kink so he really understands the notion of concent and that kind of stuff). so i know for sure that if there’s something im uncomfortable with, i can say no and he will respect that no and not take it personally and be pushy like most guys.
so yeah idk. i really do wonder what’s going on behind the scenes with his wife bc she knows him more than i do. but for now im just keeping to myself, not replying to her and avoiding getting involved in any of this.
divorce update:
sarah sent an email saying she doesn’t want to be part of the skating club anymore. next weekend her and lucien were supposed to go to this fetish club event in berlin and she cancelled the trip. oh and she also unfollowed him, me and my bestie on instagram #rip :(
the story starts in 2019… i used to give language lessons when i was in highschool to make some pocket money and found students through facebook groups or specialised websites. when i started uni however i stopped because not only did i not have the time, but i also kinda grew out of it. i had about a dozen students and ive been teaching for 4 years, it was time to move on. so i told my students that i’ll no longer be available and stopped looking for new ones. until i got a very peculiar message… little did i know, it was the start of a new friendship.